Doodle of the Day #88

OH MY GOD why, just WHY can’t people read the damn menu?!!

I’ve started trying to guide / shame people into reading for themselves when they ask me stupid shit like this.

Customer: Do you have any shrimp?

Me: Yes, we actually have an extensive shrimp selection, they’re all listed on the “seafood” page in the menu. If you’d like, I can give you a minute to look them over.

Customer: I just want some fried shrimp

Me: Okay, and on the “seafood” page there are a few items to choose from. We have the ‘Shrimp Dinner’, the ‘BBQ Shrimp and Chicken’, and the ‘Skillet Shrimp’-..

Customer: What comes with the ‘Skillet Shrimp’?

Me: Hmmm Well, that’s a new item and I’m not 100% on the ingredients, so let’s turn to the “Seafood” page and find out together, shall we?

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This is almost as bad as POINTING. I hate pointing. Don’t point. Monkeys point. You’re a fool and and a waste of time and I hate you.