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My Favorite Show
Nary a tara in sight. Here is my favorite show. I won't sit still. I draw. I waitress. .....................................I do little else. I like cartoons. I love my dog. Enjoy. 
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hmm.
well, i guess having tiny orange paw prints all over the furniture will teach me not to leave wet paint lying around…
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Teenage Girl Nonchalantly Plays Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’ Guitar Solo
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
No big deal, just shreddin’.
“You can really shred that Eddie Van Halen solo, little girl. But can you down 8 lagers at once?” Alex Van Halen
GAHDDAM
WOW.
nonchalant is right, goddamn.
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Monday: I have 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies! :D
Tuesday: I have 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies! :D
Wednesday: I have 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies! :)
Thursday: I have 1 box of Girl Scout cookies! :)
Friday: I have no boxes of Girl Scout cookies! :’(
yes.
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Springfield is coming to Universal Orlando Resort! An all-new Simpsons-themed area will open at Universal Studios Florida this summer – allowing guests to step into the world of The Simpsons like never before.
It will be the only place in the world where you can walk the streets of Springfield, grab a Krusty-certified meat sandwich at Krusty Burger, go nuts for donuts at Lard Lad, imbibe at Moe’s Tavern and more! Plus there will be Duff Beer – brewed exclusively for Universal Orlando - and a new attraction called Kang & Kodos’ Twirl ‘n’ Hurl that will take you “foolish humans” on an intergalactic spin designed to send you into orbit!
—— O_O
i really, really, really, really, really REALLY want to go here.
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i am sooooooo distracted right now.
can’t. focus. on. nothing.
i’m a damn mess.
*eep.
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Ruby Rhod is one of my favorite characters in sci-fi ever because he is Luc Besson’s vision of the hetero sex symbol of the future: a flamboyant, emotionally labile man who wears skin-tight leopard print or decks himself in roses, a man who accessorizes with big jewelry and dabbles in cosmetics. And the ladies love him. Everything about him screams “gay” according to our stereotypes, but he’s portrayed as a 100% straight sexual dynamo.
Besson is one of the few directors I’ve seen who actually recognizes that our ideas of sexuality and gender performance might have changed drastically in the future.
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my sister is going fish-shopping.
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almost time for work…
let’s see how this embarrassing fiasco i call my life plays out.
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Tardar Sarce, One gumpy cat
That’s exactly what I said when I first saw Titanic.
i’ve never actually seen titanic.
i watched the part at the end where she squats on that big plank of wood and doesn’t let him up and he freezes and dies tho…
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i have to laugh at how socially inept i am.
…kinda not that funny, tho.
(maybe a little funny)
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OMG my boss keeps arguing with me about my SHOES at work and it’s getting on my last nerve.
I work in a restaurant so we’re supposed to have “slip-resistant” shoes on, right? No big deal. I got some.
And if I DON’T i take them to my dad to get new soles put on, because THAT’S WHAT WE DO. I’M THIRD-GENERATION COBBLER UP IN HERE. So anyway, I found an old pair of doc martens that I’ve had since I was 16 (no kidding - I bought them from my friend’s little brother for $15) and I hardly ever wore the damn things so the soles are like brand new and they say RIGHT ON THEM: “Oil,fat,acid resistant” so they’re SLIP-RESISTANT.
I wear the docs to work and I’m feeling fantastic because for the first time in years I’M NOT SLIPPING AT ALL, like not even ONCE and then, after wearing ‘em for a week my boss sees them and tells me “they’re not non-slip soles” and I argue back “YES, they are.” And he’s telling me they have to have a specific tread pattern and all that and I continue to tell him he’s crazy and I will continue to wear these doc martens and that’s that.
However, a few days ago, my sis buys me a pair of black DC’s and I try them out and they’re pretty non-slip so I wear them to work. They’re okay, but I still do a bit of sliding.
Anyway, my boss sees them and acts like he needs to inspect them and then tells me the sole pattern has to be a certain way for them to be slip-resistant and I snap. “Seriously?! Why won’t you believe me? I KNOW THIS SHIT. Saying it’s the pattern that makes it non-slip is ridiculous - that’s like saying that all car tires should have the same tread pattern if you want to be able to stop in the rain. It’s NOT the pattern, it’s the type of RUBBER.”
And he’s all, “Well, those shoes [my DC’s] are better than the doc martens, anways.”
O_o
No. They’re. Not.
Whatever. I’m going to continue to wear whatever the hell i want.
Idiot.
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Frequent Nightmares
i was up too late with this and now i have to go to work and i’m too tired.
